January 2012
taengblz asked: Are you by any chance play talonRO? coz i see your name there...
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text from someone I like: so I really like you
me: that's mean
me: who put you up to this
me: wrong number?
me: how much are you being paid
me: was this a dare
me: are you drunk
me: what
jazzygrandpa:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
What's the point of posting something on Facebook...
I mean, don’t people post most of the time to get likes and stuff.
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Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
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Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?
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jaredspadalecki:
I swear I can hear my photoshop saying “you suck, you suck, you suck”
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Boyfriend: Babe, when I say 'ring', what will you think of?
Me:
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Boyfriend:
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Me: What
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me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
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band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
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